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Enemy Chocolatier (June 2006)
Enemy Chocolatier is a full-color envelope game, cheap at just $6.00. It's a cute little strategy board game about conquering neighborhoods, creating new confections, and becoming the best candy man since forever. James is responsible for the boards, but the great Liberace-cum-Candy man cover art is by Cheyenne Wright (Freeloader, James Ernest's Totally Renamed Spy Game).

New Expansion: Ambivalence Pack! (January 2006)
Can't decide whether to kill Doctor Lucky or save him? Now you can put that choice off until your friends arrive with this unique expansion for both games. The Doctor Lucky Ambivalence Pack contains a new board for Kill Doctor Lucky, set aboard a non-sinking ocean liner, and a new board for Save Doctor Lucky, set inside a burning hotel. You will need the decks and rules for the original games in order to play with the expansion boards, but since they're our best-selling board games, we assume you already do!

Spree is in the Air! (November 2005)
If you've been awaiting the new "Classic" edition of Spree, it's here! Just in time for the holidays, a festive red-and-white board and classic Phil Foglio art make this the best edition of Spree ever, and it's still as cheap as can be at just $3.50. Sure, you have to track down some dice, some pawns, and two old decks of cards, but you still won't find cheaper fun this side of anywhere. (Subscribers: this is technically a reprint, so you won't be auto-shipped. If you want it, just let John know!)

Avast! Captain Treasure Boots is Here! (October 2005)
The golden age of Cheapass Games meets the golden age of Piracy in this traditional envelope-style game about pirates, treasure, and booty. Or rather, boots. Join Captain Treasure Boots and his gang of adventurers as they sail the seas in search of treasure and glory. It's decidedly cheap at just $3.50, and contains four full-color boards that can be arranged in dozens of different ways. And, as if that wasn't enough, you can also get a specially labeled "Captain Treasure Bits" package for another $4.50, containing all the bits and pieces you need to play the game.

Three New Punch Cards (September 2005)
To fill the extra space on the Captain Treasure Boots press sheet, we printed three new Punch Cards with colored art from the Great Brain Robbery. You'll probably find one of them free in your next order, but if you really must have a complete set, you can order them for just a dollar. Punch Cards is a tiny little game that plays with just two cards: collect the Wasted Lands and Spy Game sets, too!

Finally, A Book About Poker! (August 2005)
James Ernest has teamed up with noted poker players Phil Foglio and Mike Selinker to create Dealer's Choice: the Complete Handbook of Saturday Night Poker. It's a compendium of more than 200 different poker variations, ranging from the traditional to the absurd, plus the basics of the game and hints for running your own poker night. Dealer's Choice is published by Overlook Press and available in all major booksellers (no kidding!) and thanks to an unexpectedly difficult symphony of hair-pulling we can also sell it right here. Subscribers: If you wish to receive a copy, please e-mail or call John.

Enter the Dragons! (August 2005)
Diceland players, rejoice again. Diceland: Dragons is here! Dragons is a 12-die expansion for Diceland featuring dragons, dragon riders, and other odd folks from a magical fantasy world of fantasy, magic, and, you know, dragons. This set contains four 3-die armies and rules for up to 4 players. You'll need the basic rules, found in any Diceland boxed set or downloaded free from www.diceland.com.

Penny Arcade Promo Die (August 2005)
As if that wasn't enough Diceland, we're also pleased to offer, for a limited time, the Penny Arcade promo die. This die is free with any Diceland purchase, while supplies last. It features four characters from the Penny Arcade comic, with powerful moves like Xtreme Violence, a Double Command All, and Hammer: 4 (you'll have to get the die to figure out what that is). It's a limited edition freebie and it's goin' fast.

Secret Tijuana Deathmatch (July 2005)
You and your associates are unscrupulous wrestling promoters, cajoling bankrupt and suicidal American businessmen into secret Tijuana deathmatches, for money, fame, and glory. Actually, it usually leads to an untimely death, rather than those other things. But hey, "Mexican Wrestling" is just another word for "nothing left to lose." Enjoy this game while you can: because it uses recycled counters from another company's game, we can't ever make more than the first print run. Wow! It's already collectible!

Diceland: Cyburg (July 2005)
The first of two summer Diceland expansions, Cyburg introduces two teams of fighters battling over control of Cyberspace. Specifically, a game world-cum-alternate universe where innocent citizens dwell in fear, despite the inescapable fact that they don't have to dwell there at all. Cyburg contains 12 dice illustrated by Eduardo Müller and introduces new abilities like Double Shot and Clone. Also, check out our new Diceland Mini Box: it's perfect for holding just 15 dice, and it's so awesome it makes us wonder why we haven't sold boxes this size before.

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