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It all started in 1996 when James Ernest picked up a new
game and said, 'This costs too much." Though we've diversified
our product line with Computer Games,
Color Games, and Hip
Pocket Games, Cheapass Games still manages to produce
a few games in the familiar black-and white boxes and envelopes.
These are the games that started it all, and the games that
keep on coming.
Kill Doctor Lucky
(1997): Our first board game is still one of our best, now
in a new 'Director's Cut' format with designer commentary,
a second board, and lots of great new variations.
Captain Treasure Boots
(2005): This full-color board game in a black and white envelope
features high-seas adventure in tiny little boats. Sail the
seas uncovering buried treasure and improving your ship, then
run your booty home for big points and glory. A game of gathering
stuff and shooting people, in the classic Cheapass tradition.
The Big Idea, Semideluxe
Edition (2004): This game may be the most fun you can have
with nouns and verbs. Challenge your friends to invent wacky
new products like Disposable Pants and Enigmatic Beer. Whoever
makes the best sales pitch (and the best investments) wins
the game! Also available: The Big Idea: More Cards, a 64-card
expansion from late 2004.
Jacob Marley, Esquire
(2004): Uncharacteristically, we only brought out one board
game in 2004, and it was one we'd originally slated for 2003.
Jacob Marley, Esquire is a game about working in young Jacob
Marley's office, lending his money to the trustworthy folks
of Victorian England. Score the most points with the boss
and you'll become his friend for life (and maybe even beyond).
Chief Herman's Next Big
Thing (2003): The follow-up to the very successful Chief
Herman's Holiday Fun Pack, this $6 envelope contains more
than 20 original games, including board, card, dice, and even
billiards games, plus two hilarious unplayable games and an
insightful article about game design.
One False Step for Mankind
(2003): An intricate and gorgeous board game about Gold Rush
towns racing to the Moon. The first Cheapass Game with full-color
boards!
Freeloader (2002):
Join your friends in a contest to beg, borrow, and steal the
leftover goodies of six of your richest neighbors.
Captain Park's Imaginary
Polar Expedition (2002): Captain Park was a fraud and
never left London. Now you're following in his footsteps,
pretending you're somewhere else.
U.S. Patent #1 (2001):
Everyone is a scientist and you've all invented time travel.
Not all at once mind you, but it doesn't matter who did it
first. It matters who makes it to the Patent Office on opening
day.
Devil Bunny Hates the
Earth (2001): A weird sequel to a weird game. You're a
taffy machine in Devil Bunny's candy factory, trying to clog
your own works with squirrels.
Unexploded Cow (2001):
Two problems with a common solution: mad cows in England and
unexploded bombs in France. A perennial favorite.
Witch Trial (2001):
Take part in America's budding legal system by persecuting
those different from yourself. This is the game that got us
in trouble with the religious left.
Chief Herman's Holiday
Fun Pack (2000): A collection of more than 24 glorious
original games, narrated by the inimitable adventurer Chief
Robert Wadlow Herman.
James Ernest Writes off Another Trip to Vegas (2000) (out
of print): Circumnavigate a block of funny casinos buying
sweepstakes tickets and cheating at poker in this elaborate
gambling game.
The Great Brain Robbery
(2000): The Zombies at Friedey's have to rob a train full
of brains in the Old West. Okay, maybe they just feel like
it.
Save Doctor Lucky
(2000): A sequel to our best-selling Kill Doctor Lucky, set
aboard an unspecified but doomed ocean liner. Give the Doctor
your life vest before it's too late!
Fight City (1999):
A two-player card game with just a little customizability,
both original decks are now available in a single box. It's
a city, and they fight.
Deadwood (1999):
The classic Cheapass Game of bad actors acting badly. Traverse
the Deadwood back lot making terrible movies and setting yourself
on fire.
Devil Bunny Needs a
Ham (1999): Still remarkably popular despite its tenuous
connections with reality: Race to the top of a tall building
while Devil Bunny knocks you off.
Spree:
Classic Edition & Spree: Hong Kong Edition (out of
print) (1999): A clever and remarkably cheap little board
game about looting a shopping mall with several of your closest
friends.
Bitin' Off Hedz
(1998): Race your dinosaur brethren to the top of Skull Island
and be the first to go extinct. A mindless and very popular
game, now with extra variant rules.
Get Out (1997):
The oldest game in the catalog that's still unchanged. be
the first on your block to get a job, get an apartment, and
get out of your mother's basement.
Cheapass Games Expansions:
We make few sequels, and even fewer expansions, but here
are a few you can look at:
Another Day, Another
Dollar (2001): Four separate expansions for the Deadwood
board game. Each pack contains 15 new cards including Scenes
and Special Effects.
Save Doctor Lucky on Moon Base Copernicus (Out of Print)
(2002): It's 100 years after you saved him, and now it's time
to do it again. On the Moon. Contains new boards for Save
Doctor Lucky.
Older Games in PDF:
In 2004, Cheapass Games began releasing its older out of print
titles as "orderware," free PDF versions for which,
if you like them, you're asked to make a $10 order for something
we still make. A pretty good deal, since you were going to
order that stuff anyway.
Bleeding
Sherwood (1997): Robin Hood has been stealing gold from
the rich nobles of England and redistributing his ill-gotten
loot to the people who deserve it even less, the poor. You
and your cohorts are savvy Nottingham merchants, selling useless
junk to the newly enriched peasants of Sherwood Forest. This
elegant and often misunderstood bidding game was the first
Cheapass Game to fall under the axe. It's clever, it's quick,
and now it's a PDF.
Huzzah! (1997):
You and your friends are performers at Ye Merrie King James
Faire, a renaissance festival that's fallen on tough times.
They are only keeping one act next year, and even though you
really hate working here, you're even less in love with being
fired. Ironically, it's nearly impossible to please the crowds
and the director at the same time, so you'll have to pick
your favorite angle and play it by ear in this quirky board
game about showmanship, competition, and shouting "Huzzah!"
Ben
Hvrt (1997): Outfit your chariot, hire the best driver,
and thwart your friends in this comical chariot racing game
from 1997. This one's not available for free (yet) but you
can purchase it for $5 from RPGNow.com. Help us justify our
decision to put it there and buy it today, or hold your breath
and perhaps you'll find it here tomorrow.
Renfield (1999):
Ever wonder what the gravediggers from Parts Unknown are doing
on their days off? Of course not. But the answer is this:
They're playing Renfield for money! This out-of-print game
is now available in free PDF form, since reprinting it was
completely out of the question. It's a trick-taking gambling
game with pictures of shovels, corpses and bugs. What's not
to like?
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